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The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid...
greeneyedghost: This was one of my most-checked-out books from the library when I was little.  I kind of want to go find a copy and re-read it … This is too true! I loved this book… and the ‘Three Little Pigs and Other Stories’ Wonderful. And I miss them! 
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13441) I could never be with a fat person. Not...
This is so fucking stupid I can’t even handle it. I have only been the proper weight for my size once in my life. Fuck this. It’s fucking stupid. I have never met someone that didn’t love me because of who I was… fat or otherwise. I have had a son in the past year… in fact, it’s been almost exactly a year… and my boyfriend loves me and dotes on me just...
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Good ness
My son has double ear infections. Yeaaaa So, we gave him his motrin and tylenol and he basically said ‘fuck you mom and dad’ I watched my son fall on his ass, cry a whole fucking bunch, fall backwards and hit his head on the floor, cry a whole fucking bunch more, then start kicking his feet and crying even more. I made him sit up, he fucking freaked the fuck out. I am sure our...
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At 1 in the morning...
Normal People: Tumblr People: True that. Can’t get to sleep! AND IT MAKES ME EXCITED. lol
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FUCK YOU COURTNEY LOVE
janiegrrl13: twatwafflesandbacon: i know you killed kurt you bitch because you couldn’t have the money and he wanted a fucking divorce with full custody of his child FUCK YOU COURTNEY  Wow, kid, tell us how you really feel.  Although, I shouldn’t say anything, because I have said the same thing myself many times. Yea, fuck that twat. She should win a mother of the year award or some...
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seltzerlizard asked: When I perfect pizza downloading, I will give you some. You're the top of the list.
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seltzerlizard asked: When I perfect pizza downloading, I will give you some. You're the top of the list.
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both of my feet are dead asleep. I want to go to...
dyingwillbethedeathofme: :P Yea, I would say don’t do it. Take your time! :D
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Half Price Books
If you don’t have one, I feel bad for you… because Half Price Books is the shit. I got: Julie & Julia Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Kate Remembered Heart-Shaped Box (large print) A Million Little Pieces The Dark Half  … and some other things that David has already put on the shelf FOR A FUCKING DOLLAR  Like I said, if you don’t have a Half Price Books near...
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Reblog if you support any sexual orientation,...
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If you have not read anything by Wally Lamb...
booksaredelightful: I very very strongly encourage it. I began reading a novel of his, The Hour I First Believed, the other day. I’m already hooked. He writes so eloquently, so poetically, and every book is so very different. They all have very different characters with different dialects. It’s amazing. I don’t know how he can fit all of those thoughts in his brain. I’m really glad he writes,...
Dec 28th
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Motherfucking Motherfuckers
First off, let me explain that there is a portion of my mother’s family that is trailer trash. True Trailer Trash. That’s fine, I don’t fucking care about them because I usually see them twice a year, if that. Well this year, I have seen them twice - once on Thanksgiving and once on Christmas day. I will fucking kill them. I want to hurt them so badly for getting my son sick...
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